Confession of a Liar!

Lord I am confessing my sins and repenting in your name so that my sins may be forgiven.

Yes,

• I did hide my mother’s handbag and irritated her when she denied me an ice-cream.

• I did mix wheat flower in my Dad’s Talcum Powder, when he once shouted at me.

• I did steal fifty rupees from my sister’s wallet.

• I did sell a floppy disc to Rishabh for Rs. 300 and ate Chicken Chilly for one week.

• I did lie to my parents and took my Dad’s best friend to school, when I was suspended for throwing chalk at the teacher.

• I have been lying to my college authorities for the past four and a half years that my Grandmother died “last week”, whenever I needed an extension for depositing examination fees or submitting journals.

• I did lie to Gauri Chauhan that I am at my pal’s place, when he used to come in the afternoon.

• I did lie to my parents that I have cleared my previous semester.

• I have beleaguered Neelanjan with my gyaan everytime he entered my room.

• I have tortured HBK everytime we sat for drinks on his love for old Hindi Ghazals.

• I did play a prank on V2 to prove that he did not know who the Prime Minister of India is.

I did it all Lord, but please, don’t scourge me like this!!!

Do you have any clue how much weight I have put on?

My expenses are burgeoning and I am stripped. No money at all.

Lyka Labs is still at Rs. 39.80 and I am bleeding at a loss of ten rupees per share.

I am also suffocating in anxiety about my semester results.

I am so eager to go home and eat properly, but I have to stay in this city for my Visa processing.

Half of my pals are gone and the remaining would also leave in a fortnight.

So Lord Save Me. Shower me the Holy Spirit and wash my sins.
Amen…!