1. We smoke a lot
2. We cannot go to the loo without the morning nicotine shot.
3. A square meal does not necessarily mean MACHER JHOL AAR BHAAT. Though we eat it on most occasions.
4. We are different from Bangladeshis!!! West Bengal is a big state in India.
5. We love DADA and MITHUN DA. They are IMMORTALS!!!
6. We do not believe in ARRANGED MARRIAGES! However, some of us fatally overwhelm to MA's pressure.
7. We have a thing for FOOTBALL. Does not matter if it's MOHAN BAGAN or MANCHESTER UNITED.
8. Not all the literary works are the gift of RABINDRANATH TAGORE. There are many other veterans as well, though he is the father of all!
9. We prefer saucering issues of national interest- locally jargoned as ADDA.
10. We DRINK heavily...often accompanied by BABA and JETHU.
11. We are also very HORNY and have an insatiable sexual appetite.
12. Last but not the least. We are intellectually stimulated, so BONGS ROCK!!!!!...
Every true Bong will agree with the statements made above. Any ideas or suggestions are welcome...they will be incorporated!!!
