The day I was born, I knew I would start drinking. But it came to me quite sooner.
Eight years of high spirited experience, I can pronounce that wine is the best companion of a man (only a man, women have other plesures to occupy), after books and dog. Though there are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.
Take it in any walk of life. Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. Mercenaries and soldiers use the liquid as an antiseptic. Beer also helps in doing away with the ugly die hard dandruffs. The Rogets International Thesauras has defined it has a "nectar of Gods". People say Alcohol is our greatest ennemy, but Bible teaches us to love our enemies.
So moral of the story Drink and the world drinks with you; Swear off and you drink alone. Cheers
